Come on you poor unfortunate soul.
Go ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much,
just your soul!

kilosophy:

oh shit

(Source: sizvideos, via humortastic)

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lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

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soccermomsandserialkillers:

Love that little disclaimer in the bottom right hand corner. So true.

soccermomsandserialkillers:

Love that little disclaimer in the bottom right hand corner. So true.

(Source: leftycartoons.com, via choco--java)

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unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

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(Source: jaykhawaja007, via thrvsting)

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closetopartsunknown:

"Fuck you Moses" should be the name of a song..

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retrogradeworks:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

You can feel the offense on that golden eagle’s face.

(Source: yinqors, via choco--java)

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trashthot:

iamonlyslightlydisneyobsessed:

Everyone always talks about how amazing of an architect Elsa is, but have we all forgotten about Tarzan’s parents who built an awesome tree house by themselves while caring for their infant child…?

whos talking about elsa being a great architect you literally only see like two empty ice rooms

(via sekinosemimaru)

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thosecomics:

hoh

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fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via humortastic)

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piplups:

piplups:

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hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com, via supercoolcanadiancats)

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fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

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